Tuesday, October 26, 2004
ironlemon is really boring right now
Sorry about the boringness. I'm having trouble keeping my vital organs in their proper places and my hands fell off. Soon, however, these issues will be resolved and a plethora of stimulus will emanate from this website. Until then you are required to be bored.
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no kidding!! we're not here to check ryan's grammar..... that would take all the fun out of blogging! imagine what would happen if we criticized larry's spelling on the ADC site..total mayhem. or pete's sentence stylings on the cougars site. we love them for who they are.
# posted by 
: 10/27/2004 8:30 PM
: 10/27/2004 8:30 PM
Let he who first consults The Chicago Manual of Style cast the first grammar stone at IRONLEMON. Wicked misuse of single quotation markings could unhinge your chi.
# posted by : 10/28/2004 2:07 AM
: 10/28/2004 2:07 AM
boring? no. but not as interesting as this:
http://bikerfox.com/
make sure y'all spend some time here
http://bikerfox.com/
make sure y'all spend some time here
# posted by : 10/30/2004 1:29 AM
: 10/30/2004 1:29 AM
The East is beautiful. Autumn is amazingly brilliant. The trees have the shock of a rising sun after crawling out of the bathroom window of a pub that has been in lock down until 6a.m. Daylight savings time is whack. Law school is the equivilant of Howe Gelb supplying the proper pronunciation of Papillon.
Fucking bored is my mantra in these days of Bushworld. Because John Kerry lost (through no fault of all of YOU who chose not to vote, you motherfuckers)... Um, lost my train of thought. Hmm. No Ryan to quelch my thirst for input. Bored now. Must go. Whiskey Dick, bring me my wine.
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004
new Aquanaut songs
That's right, I just put 4 new Aquanaut Drinks Coffee songs up on the Aquanaut Drinks Coffee music page. I was suppose to do this a long time ago... sorry Larry. This is a good batch of songs. Go listen to them now.
Did you know there are now 36 Aquanaut Drinks Coffee never-been-released songs on the site? And a full live show from 1995? Christ.(1) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
Did you know there are now 36 Aquanaut Drinks Coffee never-been-released songs on the site? And a full live show from 1995? Christ.
Monday, October 18, 2004
the clubhouse, last night, tonight
The show went well last night, thanks to all that attended. Matt from Rum Tenor played pedal steel with us and it made things awesome. Amy played with us as well... she kicks ass. Reubens Accomplice as a 6 piece band = good.
Amy's band, Nowhere Man and a Whiskey Girl, opened up. They are quite good. Asleep in the Sea also played. I like that band a whole bunch.
We are playing tonight with Jimmy Eat World at the Brickhouse in Phoenix. It's a weird show: the only way to get tickets is to go to a Zia records TODAY and pre-order the new Jimmy Eat World CD, which comes out tomorrow. They will give you a ticket (maybe two) right there at the store (for free). We will have the same lineup as last night (with the possible addition of Jim Adkins for a couple songs) so it should be fun.
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Amy's band, Nowhere Man and a Whiskey Girl, opened up. They are quite good. Asleep in the Sea also played. I like that band a whole bunch.
We are playing tonight with Jimmy Eat World at the Brickhouse in Phoenix. It's a weird show: the only way to get tickets is to go to a Zia records TODAY and pre-order the new Jimmy Eat World CD, which comes out tomorrow. They will give you a ticket (maybe two) right there at the store (for free). We will have the same lineup as last night (with the possible addition of Jim Adkins for a couple songs) so it should be fun.
You forgot to mention the love from the audience and their aggressive demands for three encores. OR was it four?
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# posted by : 10/18/2004 5:44 PM
: 10/18/2004 5:44 PMTuesday, October 12, 2004
calling all carpet thieves
I need carpet! The room previously known as "the garage" in my new place will soon be morphed into a music room, and I need soundproofing material. If you see any discarded and reasonably non-disgusting carpet around please email it to me. Old mattresses are also valuable, let me know if you have any. Please.
I guess I might as well tell you that I also need lots of insulation. I think the normal pink fiberglass stuff should do the job...
Anyone with an extra window air conditioning unit should contact me immediately.
This is fun! I really would like a new bass, too, I'm getting quite sick of mine (it's the only one I've owned and I've had it since 1989). So if any of you is getting rid of one, let me know.
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I guess I might as well tell you that I also need lots of insulation. I think the normal pink fiberglass stuff should do the job...
Anyone with an extra window air conditioning unit should contact me immediately.
This is fun! I really would like a new bass, too, I'm getting quite sick of mine (it's the only one I've owned and I've had it since 1989). So if any of you is getting rid of one, let me know.
Ok, I'll stop now.
i want to scream at the top of my lungs
tied to a barrel and sent down the hill
i want to be purged of all i have done
i want to kill and i want to be killed
try egg crates
tied to a barrel and sent down the hill
i want to be purged of all i have done
i want to kill and i want to be killed
try egg crates
# posted by : 10/12/2004 4:08 PM
: 10/12/2004 4:08 PM
Once when I was a KID, I rolled around over these pink fiberglass bales at our neighbors house. Itching and scratching like the cartoon, I was forced to find retreat in the swimming pool.
Brain
Was
Not
Fully
Developed
Brain
Was
Not
Fully
Developed
When I was teching out at Palo Verde Nuclear Power plant I would climb up to the second story balcony of cooling tower two and fling myself over the railing into contaminated protective gear worn by the other tech. I would wake up every morning after that with crazy rash. But what I really wanted to say was I went to the Doctor yesterday and he asked for a stool sample, urine sample, and a sperm sample. I said "Doc, you should have asked me yesterday, I just sent my carpet to Ryan Kennedy's House...
Tell Josh he should dust off the abandoned bass.
Tell Josh he should dust off the abandoned bass.
Fuckin'a Pat, that's some funny shit! I should be all blogger and write something like ROFLMAO or something. Ever thought about writing a comic strip about Invisible people?
I want to take you on a magic carpet ride. Right now in Ultima 5 I am trying to get the magic carpet.
Oh Christ, another dusty bass? By now, Whiskey has read of the infamous Peerless and could not resist... what are the chances that 2 xsquires, both ironlemon readers, are in fact, dusty bass owners.
Lemon readers: Go to your local carpet store, select a free sample (24" x 12"). Send to Ironlemon. A Memorial Carpet Quilt for the Lemon music room.
P.S. my blogg WAS broken... and I fixed it, and managed to delete my own message. This is what I get for speaking of the PEERLESS. http://xsquire.blogspot.com/
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Lemon readers: Go to your local carpet store, select a free sample (24" x 12"). Send to Ironlemon. A Memorial Carpet Quilt for the Lemon music room.
P.S. my blogg WAS broken... and I fixed it, and managed to delete my own message. This is what I get for speaking of the PEERLESS. http://xsquire.blogspot.com/
Sunday, October 10, 2004
on a brighter note...
I just completed my first official rehearsal with Secret Life of Painters, where I have assumed the position of drummer. I think it went decently well. You should check out the band's website: it has mp3s (including John Hofmann solo stuff), pictures and lots of stuff to read. There is also a very thorough Red Shifter page, for those of you who remember that band.
Reubens Accomplice is playing at the Clubhouse in Tempe next Sunday night. Go.
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Reubens Accomplice is playing at the Clubhouse in Tempe next Sunday night. Go.
Ryan Kennedy is a kick ass drummer, and can learn eleven songs in four hours. I think I will drink in the name of Ryan Kennedy, the man who saves rock bands tonight.
John Hofmann
John Hofmann
# posted by : 10/11/2004 12:49 AM
: 10/11/2004 12:49 AM
Ryan is a scientific monkey who know how to bang a drum. Is he the hard, hard drummer from Arcadia? He's definitely no roof rat, but he's the cat's meow. They can see you Ryan. Monkey boy!
We are with you in your anger!
- Luscious Juan
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We are with you in your anger!
- Luscious Juan
# posted by : 10/11/2004 9:39 PM
: 10/11/2004 9:39 PMsorry
I have not been keeping up my ironlemon duties. Getting back home after even a short tour puts me in a state of disarray, and because my laptop died I don't have my calendar or access to my normal email setup... basically I'm a mess.
I also apologize to all of you who have called me recently who have not received a call back: Josh, Katie, Tami... and I'm pretty sure there are more. I've been busy doing things that don't work well while taking on the phone. I suck.
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I also apologize to all of you who have called me recently who have not received a call back: Josh, Katie, Tami... and I'm pretty sure there are more. I've been busy doing things that don't work well while taking on the phone. I suck.
no worries, i.lemon. may you never be afflicted with the worry syndrome. i am seriously considering worry-detox... see comment: http://whiskeydick.blogspot.com/
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Wednesday, October 06, 2004
regarding my absence
My computer died while in transition from Orlando to St. Petersburg. I tried everything to revive it, but alas, nothing. Not a single blip or bleep was to be heard. I suspected the power adapter and had Dell ship one to Atlanta, which I successfully picked up, but it still didn't work. Now I'm back in Tempe, sitting on a different computer, waiting for the Dell repair guy to show up. Yippee.
There is much to tell regarding this lost week. You have yet to hear of St. Petersberg (hardcore bands), Jacksonville (um, drinking), Savannah (2 hours in a bar), Atlanta (transvestite parties) and Nashville (recovering from transvestite parties). I will get you a full report as soon as possible.
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There is much to tell regarding this lost week. You have yet to hear of St. Petersberg (hardcore bands), Jacksonville (um, drinking), Savannah (2 hours in a bar), Atlanta (transvestite parties) and Nashville (recovering from transvestite parties). I will get you a full report as soon as possible.
Seth Ellis has officially moved to Jersey City, NJ.
Oh the glamorous life.
Servin' up the phlegm burrito AZ style, BOYEE!
Oh the glamorous life.
Servin' up the phlegm burrito AZ style, BOYEE!
mr. lemon -
lots of people count on daily entries in the lemon blog. if you can't keep up the pace get yourself some crystal. i've stopped reading books. i only read the lemon.
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lots of people count on daily entries in the lemon blog. if you can't keep up the pace get yourself some crystal. i've stopped reading books. i only read the lemon.
# posted by : 10/08/2004 5:05 PM
: 10/08/2004 5:05 PM