Friday, November 19, 2004
some information
I'm sorry but the creative part of my brain had to be shut off for a little while. It's all programming right now, no fun. I'm in "drink coffee all day, all night" and "wake up 6:30 am" and just work and work and work mode. Modes, I mean. Maybe.
Brent Miles from The Ballad Of is back in town.
I just talked to Larry Hicks. I know where he is, but I can't tell you. I have been sworn to secrecy. I am good at keeping secrets, so don't bother.
Reubens Accomplice will be going out on tour in the early part of January with a band called Jimmy Eat World.
The 2005 World of Concrete conference is being held in Las Vegas this year. It's the 3rd week in January. You can be sure that I will provide extensive coverage of the event.
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Brent Miles from The Ballad Of is back in town.
I just talked to Larry Hicks. I know where he is, but I can't tell you. I have been sworn to secrecy. I am good at keeping secrets, so don't bother.
Reubens Accomplice will be going out on tour in the early part of January with a band called Jimmy Eat World.
The 2005 World of Concrete conference is being held in Las Vegas this year. It's the 3rd week in January. You can be sure that I will provide extensive coverage of the event.
dude....seriously. where is larry? since when did band members keep secrets from one another? (guilt trip)....what are we supposed to do with larry's care package? maybe we can auction it off on e-bay....
If I were to venture a guess, I would say, Larry is in Canada. If you are there,Larry,(Cue the patriotic music) Get back to the U.S. Just because the election was stolen doesn't mean we should hide. This is my country too,goddamnit and those fucks in the admistration can suck it. I'm takin back what's mine!! I want liberal social policy coupled with sound infastructure both married to fiscal responsibility. Clean up the problems here, Get out and volunteer. I will lead the charge as I hoist a great big tumbler of Dickle to all great American things like??? Dickle, Johnny Walker Red, Mint Julips in the red states straight up bourbon with one ice cube in the blue states. I won't stop until the states merge into purple and if I'm purple? I just hope someone will be there with a difibrulator to jump start my flatlines. AMERICA NEEDS YOU LARRY-
we're guessing canada as well. hey, ryan....i thought you said you added a link to the cougars site? is it one of those secret doors you don't know about til you move your cursor over it?
The Real Larry Hicks Sighting link that works
http://www.secretlifeofpainters.com/rightnow3.html
http://www.secretlifeofpainters.com/rightnow3.html
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: 11/30/2004 1:04 AM
: 11/30/2004 1:04 AM
I know where Larry is. He is with Michele. They have open ports and glass fire walls and the Outlook is bad too.
# posted by : 11/30/2004 3:25 PM
: 11/30/2004 3:25 PM
You are all poseurs with your silly rumors about Larry's whereabouts. I truly know where the elusive one is because he called me yesterday from that secret, secret place. In case you were wondering, he is fine. He sends his love. And he WILL be back...
ok can someone explain this? JEW has written a CHRISTMAS SONG with a TECNHO BEAT that's featured on an OC SOUNDTRACK... those kids better be making a shitload of money ... they are gonna need it to try and get their souls out of hell.
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# posted by : 12/15/2004 9:22 AM
: 12/15/2004 9:22 AMThursday, November 11, 2004
impossible
My house is completely surrounded by monsters, specifically dragons. One dragon, to be exact. I cannot leave my home.
This morning I was awoken by a series of violent vibrations. These vibrations did not emanate from a lover or pet sharing my bed: The very earth itself was shaking relentlessly from the pounding of the dragon(s) surrounding my house. I have spent the entire day cowering underneath my desk.
Someone must rescue me! Quickly! Before it's too late! I do require my savior to be female and single, please. You must also complete this questionnaire before arriving, please print it out, fill in the appropriate answers and bring it with you when saving me from certain death:
Middle Name: _____________________
Second to last County of Residence: ________________
Number of guns owned: [] 6 [] 7
Number of acknowledged dimensions in worldview: ______________
Who do you think is the least important person to have ever existed? ________________
Favorite Black Vegetable: __________________
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This morning I was awoken by a series of violent vibrations. These vibrations did not emanate from a lover or pet sharing my bed: The very earth itself was shaking relentlessly from the pounding of the dragon(s) surrounding my house. I have spent the entire day cowering underneath my desk.
Someone must rescue me! Quickly! Before it's too late! I do require my savior to be female and single, please. You must also complete this questionnaire before arriving, please print it out, fill in the appropriate answers and bring it with you when saving me from certain death:
Middle Name: _____________________
Second to last County of Residence: ________________
Number of guns owned: [] 6 [] 7
Number of acknowledged dimensions in worldview: ______________
Who do you think is the least important person to have ever existed? ________________
Favorite Black Vegetable: __________________
They're still here! They just shook me awake again! Christ almighty, hurry!
Directions: South, turn left, dismount steed, sail 5 leagues to the Northwest, go west for 60 feet and you're there. Come in the North entrance to avoid being killed by monsters.
Directions: South, turn left, dismount steed, sail 5 leagues to the Northwest, go west for 60 feet and you're there. Come in the North entrance to avoid being killed by monsters.
see, this is exactly why i've always said that there should be a foreign language requirement for computer science majors. the ability to speak draconic would come in handy right about now.... i guess you'll just have to get some kobolds to come over then.
yeah, ummm..... i'm confused. i asked pete about this but he didn't really have an answer. i think he thinks you're crazy.....
ryan....take the acid and flush it down the toilet.
after one last quarter
after one last quarter
# posted by : 11/15/2004 10:47 PM
: 11/15/2004 10:47 PM
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/
It's better to have a monster outside of your house than a space alien in your living room.
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It's better to have a monster outside of your house than a space alien in your living room.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
exit stage north
Larry has posted on AquanautDrinksCoffee.com that he is leaving Houston and "heading north". Most of the U.S. is north of Houston... he could be anywhere!
Please report all sightings of Larry here, my tracking device seems to be malfunctioning.(0) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
Please report all sightings of Larry here, my tracking device seems to be malfunctioning.
Monday, November 08, 2004
piano
I just infiltrated my parents house, removed their piano and put it in my house. It's a Baldwin Arcosonic. It's brown. I have a piano now. I am very happy.
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you must know that said piano will be used to the benefit of those bastard secret painters....they just pillage all that is wholesome...shame, that.
# posted by : 11/09/2004 12:28 PM
: 11/09/2004 12:28 PM
I had a nightmare that I was in John Tesh’s back-up band. He was singing and playing flamboyant arpeggios on Ryan’s new piano. He made Ryan play the cymbal with a big yarn mallet. Someone should have had had a shotgun ready to fend off Tesh... but he just kept playing the piano all through the set. Truly frightening.
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# posted by : 11/11/2004 12:51 PM
: 11/11/2004 12:51 PMSaturday, November 06, 2004
ok
Hello. How are you? What have you been up to lately?
I've been playing drums for the Secret Life of Painters, that's been rather fun. There are no shows planned yet... I will let you know when there are.
Reubens Accomplice will be doing some recording of demos in late December and then most likely going out for a couple week jaunt in the west. You will have those dates when they arrive.
The new rehersal space at my house is still unfinished. I need some help carrying 8'x4' sheets of 5/8" drywall - all applicants should apply in the comments section below.(4) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
I've been playing drums for the Secret Life of Painters, that's been rather fun. There are no shows planned yet... I will let you know when there are.
Reubens Accomplice will be doing some recording of demos in late December and then most likely going out for a couple week jaunt in the west. You will have those dates when they arrive.
The new rehersal space at my house is still unfinished. I need some help carrying 8'x4' sheets of 5/8" drywall - all applicants should apply in the comments section below.
I'll drive 45 minutes to the closest airport, get on a list for standby, make a couple of and be right out to help you carry drywalland build your rehersal space. Then I will replace Ashcroft as the attorney general.
Call my old neighbor, Steve Larson, he loves to hang sheet rock when he not fuckin drunk.
Call my old neighbor, Steve Larson, he loves to hang sheet rock when he not fuckin drunk.
i'll help if it's on a sunday or wednesday. keep in mind that if the sheets in question are any heavier than a wet newspaper i probably can't lift them. joe maynard
# posted by : 11/06/2004 6:01 PM
: 11/06/2004 6:01 PM
Oh, and I meant to say, drywall too.
By the way, John Hoffman rocks. I'm not blowing smoke. I reserve that for special ass. Like mine.
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By the way, John Hoffman rocks. I'm not blowing smoke. I reserve that for special ass. Like mine.
