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Friday, April 22, 2005

the liger page is coming 

That's right. Finally. It should be done in the next couple days. You are very excited.
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Long Live the King of the Jungle....Liger!!! I listened to the mp3s of liger...hillarious! "Welcome to the jungle" lounge style! Fucking golden, man, golden. Good work Ryan! You ironlemonheads should check our site out, it has tons of new shit, for those of you who gave up on the static state of it
secret life of painters dot com
 

Here is a good Liger Releated Site For inspiration or to paraphrase.

http://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/cross02a.htm
 

Was the pope really dead for that last month and it was like Weekend at Bernies 3?
 

The pope was really dead for the last 3 months and it was one big Weekend at Bernies 3 scenario
 

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

I'm in big trouble, I guess 

The new pope was warning the world against following godless modern trends today when he said:

"We are moving toward a dictatorship of relativism which does not recognize anything as definitive and has as its highest value one's own ego and one's own desires."

Whoops. I though that was the correct way to go. Oh well. I think that Phoenix gets you pretty immune to heat. I should be able to handle eternal damnation.
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eternal damnation....pfft
 

You should spend less time worrying about your soul and more time on Liger related projects.
 

I agree. There is nothing in this world more important than Liger. NOTHING.
 

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Friday, April 15, 2005

the mp3 page 

I made a new ironlemon page. It's called "the mp3 page". There's a link towards the top of the left side of what you are looking at now. It has all of the mp3's in one convenient location so you don't have to click around to find them.

Sometimes the page doesn't load properly - it will say "Array" a bunch of times instead of the song names. If this happens to you just keep reloading the page until they come up right. I know that sucks, but I don't have time to figure out how to fix it right now.
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

ryan traverna's songs 

If you want to hear my roommate Ryan's band go to ironlemon.com/supereaters/.
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Yea for the supereaters. I dig it!!!
 

not bad
 

man. You need to MAKE A FUCKIN LIGER ALBUM YOU FUCKING SLOUCH. come on man, it's time to wake the liger.
Hofmann
 

Liger's are nice. I tire of Lions and Tigers but never of Ligers. They are cuddly and will eat your face.
 

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Saturday, April 09, 2005

some analysis of said treasure plus obnoxious technology buzzword bullshit 

I need to get a new cable to hook the DAT player to my computer properly (a Female XLR to male RCA cable for the S/PDIF connection), so I haven't been able to go through all the tapes yet. I did listen to a couple of 'em though. I can tell you that there's some pretty weird Aquanaut Drinks Coffee stuff on one tape (like a song called "Spider Pie" which is just Larry and I playing drums), and that the Wooden Blue Records compilation sounds pretty damn good straight from the master tape.

I will have more details soon. Right now I have to continue writing a bootstrapper in VB6 for an MSDE Release A install for an .NET application I developed in C# because Microsoft is too fucking lazy to write a setup program or distribute a merge module that checks for the needed system requirements and asks for installation directories and whatnot. I get to test it by creating a slew of virtual machines with all sorts of messed up configurations to try to prevent my installer from fucking up people's computers. It's super fun.
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Microsoft is too fucking lazy to write a setup program or distribute a merge module that checks for the needed system requirements and asks for installation directories

WTF

spider pie mmmmmmmmmm

and sometimes I hide as anonymous
 

"an .NET application I developed in C# because Microsoft is too fucking lazy to write a setup program or distribute a merge module that checks for the needed system requirements and asks for installation directories"

WTF?!?

spider pie . . . mmmmmmmm

sometimes I post as anonymous too :P
 

your installer fucked up my computer....


if you know what i mean
 

Radio Shack, 2.99 and an XLR to 1/4 inch adapter works.
 

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Thursday, April 07, 2005

everybody sucks 

That's right, you too. Everybody.

Now that that's out of the way... What are your thoughts on drilling into the Earth's mantle? Are you excited about what scientists might find or incredibly annoyed at the loud drilling noise?
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drill it and spill it
 

ahahahaha....LOL.... that was funny. although i should point out that i'm a different anonymous than the one who posted that.
 

we need to figure this anonymous thing out as i like to believe i was the original anonymous and am far too lazy and blogger-challenged to choose another identity. not to mention that multiple anonymous-authored replies to ryan's brilliant missives confuse the readers who no doubt hang on every word written by someone they don't know.

anonymous is dead. long live anonymous.
 

Dude, you fuckin' suck!!!
 

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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

treasure 

Guess what I just got hold of today - a DAT player! Guess what I did after I got the DAT player? I went to Jeremy Yocum's house and got all of the Wooden Blue Records master tapes! I'm going to get everything off of the DATs and put them on the computer. Have you heard the first Jimmy Eat World 7" NOT on vinyl before? Liar! Well, you may have heard an mp3 of the record, but you haven't heard it straight from the digital master before because it hasn't ever been copied off this DAT (I think. I could possible be wrong, but I don't think so).

I can now also go through the 20 or so DAT's I have of Pine Wyatt and Aquanaut Drinks Coffee stuff. Some if it was never released.

I'll post more information about what I find soon. I have to go to Denver tomorrow and Thursday for work, so you will have to wait until I return.
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Yip yippie doodle
 

PLEASE, PLEASE THE SUMMER EP TRACKS.
WHATEVER - PUT THEM ON THE WEB!
 

i remember your curls!
 

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Saturday, April 02, 2005

sound 

I live very close to Sky Harbor International Airport. I'm close enough that passing planes rattle the snares on the snare drums in the house. I have to keep the snares off.

I also live next door to a construction zone. It's pretty noisy. It is very common for a jackhammer to be in use about 30 feet away from my bed. Sometimes I wake up in the morning to a large digging machine pounding the ground. They usually are going at it so hard that the whole machine lifts into the air and comes crashing down. This causes a minor earthquake in my house and lots of loud noise.

The construction site brings with it construction workers who park their cars all around my house. They like to honk their horns and rev their engines. The are also constantly screaming at each other in Spanish in order to be heard over the jackhammers and tractors and generators and nailguns.

The train isn't all that close, but the sound of it's whistle is clearly audible.

The icecream man drives by blaring a silly song at least 3 times a week, but it's not all that audible over the sounds of airplanes and machinery.

When my roommate gets home from work he immediately turns on the tv in the living room and his stereo in his room. He then proceeds to play piano or drums. Shortly there after his band mates come over with their girlfriends and start hammering beers and talking loudly. There is almost always someone playing piano. Then rock band practice starts and loud music fills the house and surrounding neighborhood.

I actually don't mind all the racket. But today there is no construction, no roommate, no tv, and no music. Just the occasional airplane.

The silence is pleasantly deafening.
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Friday, April 01, 2005

boy am I frustrated 

Wow. I'm completely flustered!
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I'm having an intensly obnoxious amount of trouble figuring this one out.
 

Welcome to my world. Whiskeybitch is in Paris, Larry is in Utah, I'm still trying to figure out who is better: Bella, the Huskies, Chula or Concrete Blonde. Oh... and that whole due process vs. equal protection, Who the fuck is gonna save Nekko Case from the macinations (sp?) of J. Giles frontman Peter Wolf? Freezeframe uh huh yeah, yeah.yeah.....
 

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