Thursday, June 30, 2005
needless bickering
The LIGER, it's illegitimate son and the general populous have recently become enraged at one another. You can participate in war of words by visiting the plethora of new websites dedicated to the battle:
http://secretlifeofpainters.com/liger1.html
http://ligermotherfuckers.blogspot.com/
http://www.mcmex-liger.blogspot.com/
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http://secretlifeofpainters.com/liger1.html
http://ligermotherfuckers.blogspot.com/
http://www.mcmex-liger.blogspot.com/
http://ironlemon.com/liger
Sunday, June 26, 2005
current news
I recorded another bass track for the new Reubens Accomplice demos today. The songs are sounding pretty good, but you are going to have to wait to hear them.
I'm playing with The Threads on Wednesday at Hollywood Alley. You probably want to go.
The ironlemon store will be finished soon, I just have to set up the credit card stuff.
The Secret Life of Painters recordings are still not done, but they should be close by the end of this week. After they are complete we should start to see some progress on the ironlemon 5-song series.(5) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
I'm playing with The Threads on Wednesday at Hollywood Alley. You probably want to go.
The ironlemon store will be finished soon, I just have to set up the credit card stuff.
The Secret Life of Painters recordings are still not done, but they should be close by the end of this week. After they are complete we should start to see some progress on the ironlemon 5-song series.
ah yes, the new reuben's record... tentative title- "it bums me out when scene chicks won't let me fuck them". we are all looking forward to it. to hell with that. join my black metal band, entitled "necrotic flesh peeled from forests unknown". we feature a hissing cockroach as the lead singer. --joe
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: 6/28/2005 3:24 AM
: 6/28/2005 3:24 AM
http://secretlifeofpainters.com/liger1
The Ligers other page
http://ligermotherfuckers.blogspot.com
The Ligers Blog
The Ligers other page
http://ligermotherfuckers.blogspot.com
The Ligers Blog
Oh yea,
LIGER MAS MACHO esta here bitches!
http://www.mcmex-liger.blogspot.com/
Check it, don't wreck it!!!
We are out to kill the mighty LIGER!!!
Don LIGER
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LIGER MAS MACHO esta here bitches!
http://www.mcmex-liger.blogspot.com/
Check it, don't wreck it!!!
We are out to kill the mighty LIGER!!!
Don LIGER
# posted by : 6/30/2005 12:56 AM
: 6/30/2005 12:56 AMWednesday, June 22, 2005
plastics
It seems that the plastics industry is not for those lacking a hefty purse. I've recently investigated the possibility of the mass production of plastic products for the ironlemon store and found it incomprehensibly expensive. While the store would still be able to operate without selling these amazing products, the allure of a large and diverse inventory has been promptly eliminated, and prospective customer would almost implicitly choose to reorient their inquisitiveness to a competitors store, thereby stifling the ironlemon store's potential growth.
If any of you have any information on any inexpensive plastic manufacturing facilities, please contact the ironlemon staff immediately.
Thank you and goodnight,
Adam Plastic(7) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
If any of you have any information on any inexpensive plastic manufacturing facilities, please contact the ironlemon staff immediately.
Thank you and goodnight,
Adam Plastic
try this: http://www.wadayaneed.com/wiffleballsandbatscustomimprintedpromotionallogo.htm
# posted by : 6/22/2005 8:57 AM
: 6/22/2005 8:57 AM
My friend, are you not aware of the seemingly widely known process of creating your own plastic? It simply involves a not very precise mixture of feline fur, beer bottle glass, bass guitar strings, unemployed male urine, and a hefty dose of Britta filtered water. Place said ingredients into a large pan and bake at 278.3 degrees for 32 hours and 12 minutes. The molds for your wonderful Ironlemon products can be easily chiseled into a ball of 372 hour old dough. Geeze Mr. Ironlemon / Adam Plastic, you simply must be more self reliant, this ,after all, is the backbone of this superb country of ours. Now go on and make plastic products, you beautiful bastard.
# posted by : 6/23/2005 1:04 AM
: 6/23/2005 1:04 AM
dude...go buy a bunch of lemon juice that comes in those plastic lemons. squirt the juice into your hair for that sunkissed summer look. fill lemons with bb's.....
iron lemon shakers
iron lemon shakers
# posted by : 6/23/2005 12:29 PM
: 6/23/2005 12:29 PM
I have always said plastic prices are gonna go through the roof someday, but no one ever listens. Who is laughing now, smartguys??
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# posted by : 6/28/2005 11:05 PM
: 6/28/2005 11:05 PMSaturday, June 18, 2005
getting closer...
The ironlemon store is becoming very close to completion. Prepare yourself.
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Monday, June 13, 2005
yesterday
I had a recording session here (Gutter Cat Studios) all day yesterday with Secret Life of Painters. We're not done quite yet, but I think it's going to turn out pretty good.
John and I were able to sneak in a Liger recording during the session. That's right, there's a new Liger song!
I ditched out early on the recording to go play with The Threads at Trunk Space. A band called The Transmissions from LA played as well. We brought them home with us and they spent the night. They were superb guests. Top of the line humans.
Today I have to work on some bass lines for new Reubens Accomplice songs. I might try out the sleeping as well.(2) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
John and I were able to sneak in a Liger recording during the session. That's right, there's a new Liger song!
I ditched out early on the recording to go play with The Threads at Trunk Space. A band called The Transmissions from LA played as well. We brought them home with us and they spent the night. They were superb guests. Top of the line humans.
Today I have to work on some bass lines for new Reubens Accomplice songs. I might try out the sleeping as well.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
the emerald lounge, tonight
I'm playing with The Threads tonight at the Emerald Lounge. We're first. That means we're probably playing at 10.
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Wednesday, June 08, 2005
The Ballad Of
There will soon be an official The Ballad Of page featuring songs and a historical summary written by Brent Miles himself. It should be done in the next few days. Prepare yourself.
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an upcoming change in your purchasing habits
The ironlemon store is currently under development. You will be able to purchase many fine musical recordings in this store, such as Pine Wyatt's 'Escort Me to Jason' and Aquanaut Drinks Coffee's 'Live in the Living Room'.
There will special discounts offered at times that will be based on race, i.e. "50% off if you are black". As you may have guessed, coming up with a method for verifying a person's race on the internet is far from trivial. I'm thinking of implementing a Racial Verification Quiz (RVQ). Here's an example:
Hmmmm.... I'll let you know when the store is up and running.(2) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
There will special discounts offered at times that will be based on race, i.e. "50% off if you are black". As you may have guessed, coming up with a method for verifying a person's race on the internet is far from trivial. I'm thinking of implementing a Racial Verification Quiz (RVQ). Here's an example:
Are you black?
a) yes
b) no
c) possibly
Hmmmm.... I'll let you know when the store is up and running.
I agree with Jeremy, but My head is on upside down, so I have to say.... "mom"
I dig the idea of an "RVQ". I appreciate the option of "possibly". That saves me tons of embarrasing phone calls to my grandmother.
I think next you should give discounts to people based on thier sexual orientation. I can't wait to see the "S.O.V.Q"
S.O.V.Q. question #1
Do you Like to sing show tunes in the shower while fantasizing about being Liza Manelli?
if you answer yes, you are either a gay male, or a very confused hetero sexual teenage girl. at any rate, you get 15% off of all Liger shirts.
This is gonna be fukkin HAWT, Ryan, you are onto something big, this time.
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I dig the idea of an "RVQ". I appreciate the option of "possibly". That saves me tons of embarrasing phone calls to my grandmother.
I think next you should give discounts to people based on thier sexual orientation. I can't wait to see the "S.O.V.Q"
S.O.V.Q. question #1
Do you Like to sing show tunes in the shower while fantasizing about being Liza Manelli?
if you answer yes, you are either a gay male, or a very confused hetero sexual teenage girl. at any rate, you get 15% off of all Liger shirts.
This is gonna be fukkin HAWT, Ryan, you are onto something big, this time.
Monday, June 06, 2005
liger
Holy Moses Almighty - Behold. The Liger page is up. It's very unexciting, I know, but I think it fits. There will be more stuff up there soon so check back often.
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oh boy look
There is a new band on the the band list, The Threads. I'm only playing with them sometimes, but sometimes is enough.
Also - I think that Secret Life of Painters is going to be recording here at my house (tenitivly named 'Gutter Cat Studios') this Sunday. I will fill you in on all of the juicy details soon.
I've just started reading "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde, so please forgive me if I start writing like a flamboyant 19th century Englishman.(0) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
Also - I think that Secret Life of Painters is going to be recording here at my house (tenitivly named 'Gutter Cat Studios') this Sunday. I will fill you in on all of the juicy details soon.
I've just started reading "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde, so please forgive me if I start writing like a flamboyant 19th century Englishman.
Friday, June 03, 2005
what you are doing tonight
You are going to Hollywood Alley tonight to watch me play with my roommate's band. You will arrive before 9:30.
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if its anything like your current band of whiny pussies, no thanks. tell jeff to cheer the fuck up or go get a real job or something. wha wha wha everything sucks. get over it you fucking sissys
# posted by : 6/05/2005 6:42 PM
: 6/05/2005 6:42 PM
wow. a strikingly similar style to another anonymous, though more in the vein - ahem - of whiskeydick on a bender. yet neither. hmmm.
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# posted by : 6/06/2005 12:07 PM
: 6/06/2005 12:07 PMWednesday, June 01, 2005
current movement
There has been progress this evening, albeit restrained: My roommate has let Gutter Cat sit on his lap. He still refuses to pet GC, but it is an important step, none the less.
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Have you thought of putting your spare washer to use and giving GC a bath? Perhaps it would help the open sores and missing patches of hair.
# posted by : 6/01/2005 10:25 AM
: 6/01/2005 10:25 AM
so the cat sitting on your roommates lap is an instance of rising improbability, which taken to an extreme could result in the spontaneous deletion of existence? as much as i would like to see that happen in my future incarnation as an ascended master transcending all laws of space and time, i don't necessarily think that instances of lesser improbability lead to an increased likelihood of events of greater improbability taking place. or perhaps i'm just on mescaline.- joe
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# posted by : 6/02/2005 1:55 AM
: 6/02/2005 1:55 AM