Tuesday, August 23, 2005
let's eat!
I would like to remind everyone to please continue eating. Eating is a very important tradition that should not be allowed to fade into obscurity or mutate into a passe trend like sleeping. Our molecular ancestors spent eons fine tuning the chemical breakdown of food into energy, and we should honor and respect their immeasurable contribution by continuing to consume foodstuffs as frequently as possible.
On a side note, I'd also like to remind everyone that ironlemon is a theocracy, and that, as such, is intolerant of any comments that are in dispute with the religion upon which ironlemon is based, which shall remained unnamed.(3) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
On a side note, I'd also like to remind everyone that ironlemon is a theocracy, and that, as such, is intolerant of any comments that are in dispute with the religion upon which ironlemon is based, which shall remained unnamed.
I think a mud wrestling match is in order to solve this dispute, or maybe a sunset gunfight...whatever, I need a beer.
# posted by 
: 8/23/2005 11:25 PM
: 8/23/2005 11:25 PM
I can confirm the importance of food. After I eat food, I am no longer hungry, thus proving that food works. However I would not recommend living solely on a diet of Eucharists and multivitamins. Although you may feel well sustained by this diet for a day or two, believe me, it will soon enough lead to urinating blood and having erotic dreams involving Jesus.
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# posted by : 8/27/2005 1:36 AM
: 8/27/2005 1:36 AM
Friday, August 19, 2005
and since then...
Dinosaur Jr. was extremely rockin'. It's fun seeing Lou Barlow jump around with the bass and occasionally scream into the mic. We arrived at the club 10 minutes before they went on, perfect timing.
After that we drove down to Carlsbad (20 minutes north of San Diego) and stayed the night at Tom's parents beach house. Wow, that place is nice. I woke up early and watched people surf while I worked on the top floor balcony overlooking the ocean.
We had to leave by 11 am so I could be home by 5:30 pm. At 8:30 pm Tom picked me back up, this time with Dana Armstrong in the car instead of Chris, and we headed to Club Congress in Tucson to watch DJ Z-Trip. Tom's roommate Scott White is playing percussion and drum set with Z-Trip on his current US tour. The show was actually pretty cool, it's nice to see a DJ that uses rock records, lots of starwars samples and live drums.
We arrived at the club 10 minutes before they went on, perfect timing.
I stumbled back into my house at 3:00 am.(7) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
After that we drove down to Carlsbad (20 minutes north of San Diego) and stayed the night at Tom's parents beach house. Wow, that place is nice. I woke up early and watched people surf while I worked on the top floor balcony overlooking the ocean.
We had to leave by 11 am so I could be home by 5:30 pm. At 8:30 pm Tom picked me back up, this time with Dana Armstrong in the car instead of Chris, and we headed to Club Congress in Tucson to watch DJ Z-Trip. Tom's roommate Scott White is playing percussion and drum set with Z-Trip on his current US tour. The show was actually pretty cool, it's nice to see a DJ that uses rock records, lots of starwars samples and live drums.
We arrived at the club 10 minutes before they went on, perfect timing.
I stumbled back into my house at 3:00 am.
really, pat? that's cool that you old-timers keep in touch still. also, Craig from Chompies was trying to find you, i guess he's got a stack of dishes piled up--need to be washed.
The only way you will get the Iron Lemon from Whiskeydick is to pry it from my stiff dead hand...
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# posted by : 8/23/2005 1:05 PM
: 8/23/2005 1:05 PMWednesday, August 17, 2005
now
I am currently in the car traveling to Los Angeles with Tom Bernard and Chris Hedgecock. We are going to see Dinosaur Jr. The decision to make this trip came to fruition at approximately 3:30 pm, we left at 4. The show starts at 8.
It seems that I might miss Larry's visit at the beginning of October because of this upcoming tour thing. When are you going to be here Larry? I think I have to leave around the 28th. I tried to weasel the date around, but the powers that be have repelled these attempts.
Jesus hates Aquanaut Drinks Coffee (because of the trash incident). I think God's still cool though, let me try to get him on the walkie talkie here and ask...(9) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
It seems that I might miss Larry's visit at the beginning of October because of this upcoming tour thing. When are you going to be here Larry? I think I have to leave around the 28th. I tried to weasel the date around, but the powers that be have repelled these attempts.
Jesus hates Aquanaut Drinks Coffee (because of the trash incident). I think God's still cool though, let me try to get him on the walkie talkie here and ask...
I saw the Dino. Jr. Show here in Northampton and it fuggin rocked. They all may have looked like they did not know or care who they were on stage with but Mascis really came out of his old man shell and pulled moves straight from Frampton Comes Alive. Of course Lou was Lou staring at his navel the whole time but the set list really made me belive I could relive my high school years all over again. Good choice for going, I only wish I was there ala Mission of Burma time.
# posted by : 8/17/2005 9:08 PM
: 8/17/2005 9:08 PM
God called me from L.A. earlier today (he called me collect by the way, the cheap prick) and informed me that he will be attending the Dinosaur Jr. show as well, so keep an eye out for the almighty creator. If you think of it, buy him a beer, he prefers Bud Light.
# posted by : 8/17/2005 11:42 PM
: 8/17/2005 11:42 PM
Fuckers! Could have called man. I was going to catch all three socal shows but then I looked at my wallet and the dust put a tear in my eye. I wanted to name my kid Dino so his could would be names Dino Jr. What a mess.
# posted by : 8/18/2005 4:32 PM
: 8/18/2005 4:32 PM
Now your kid can have the name Thunder Dan Jr. And he can master the Hawaiian Thunder Fuck
# posted by : 8/19/2005 7:02 AM
: 8/19/2005 7:02 AM
Now that's some rock and roll boys!
Thunder what?
My name is Thunder Dan not Thunder Don Ho.
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Thunder what?
My name is Thunder Dan not Thunder Don Ho.
# posted by : 8/19/2005 2:22 PM
: 8/19/2005 2:22 PMFriday, August 12, 2005
shows
I've started to put the dates for the upcoming Reubens Accomplice European tour over on the left of the webpage you are reading right now. I'll finish it up soon.
Jesus says thanks for taking out the trash, but you forgot to put a new trash bag in and he dumped some moldy leftover lasagna straight into the can. He thinks it's your fault and if you don't clean it up he's going to tell his dad and his dad is a serious asshole with a bad temper and weird hair.(5) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
Jesus says thanks for taking out the trash, but you forgot to put a new trash bag in and he dumped some moldy leftover lasagna straight into the can. He thinks it's your fault and if you don't clean it up he's going to tell his dad and his dad is a serious asshole with a bad temper and weird hair.
Well maybe if that Jesus guy would pull his weight around here and buy some fucking trash bags this problem would be resolved, geeze Jesus, get on it, man, you cheap bastard.
# posted by : 8/16/2005 12:21 AM
: 8/16/2005 12:21 AM
Larry's comment has an ominous tone. Care to elaborate there Mr. Aqua whiskey naghut?
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# posted by : 8/17/2005 5:32 PM
: 8/17/2005 5:32 PMFriday, August 05, 2005
an important message from our sponsor
Jesus Christ wanted me to remind you to take the trash out.
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Weird, the only Jesus ever tells me to do is to cut off my fingers and glue them to the hood of my car...
# posted by : 8/08/2005 11:26 PM
: 8/08/2005 11:26 PM
Weird, the only thing Jesus ever tells me to do is to cut off my fingers and glue them to the hood of my car...
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# posted by : 8/08/2005 11:32 PM
: 8/08/2005 11:32 PMMonday, August 01, 2005
the earth
There are some of you that might not realize that the earth is not a perfect sphere. The geometrical figure used to most nearly approximate the shape of the Earth is an ellipsoid of revolution. It's flatter at the poles and pudgier near the equator.
While location is just one of the many things that prejudices a persons reality, it may be worth considering that a few paces in the wrong direction could be what is making you think the world is so terribly flat.(2) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
While location is just one of the many things that prejudices a persons reality, it may be worth considering that a few paces in the wrong direction could be what is making you think the world is so terribly flat.
hey whiskeydick - your myspace photo with earl c. whitehead reminded me of the revisionist history that he heaped on you and you believed and in turn ridiculed me for that which was distorted by his survivalist infected pea brain. he's a good dresser though ain't he?
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# posted by : 8/03/2005 1:43 PM
: 8/03/2005 1:43 PM