Saturday, September 24, 2005
new show
Reubens Accomplice just got a show in New York on September 30th. I put it on the show list on the left.
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Saturday, September 17, 2005
mission successful
I have returned intact from the aforementioned mission, which I believe was a success. My report is in the works. Stay tuned.
I will be traveling to New York City on the 26th of this month, where I will reside until October 1st, the day we leave for Europe. I'll be back in Tempe on the 30th of October.
If you are going to be in New York on the week of the 26th, contact me. We should hang out. Unless you are someone I don't like - then I don't want to hang out with you. Ever. If you are unsure if I like you or not just ask in the comments section below. I will give you a vague answer that will leave you disheartened and unsure of our relationship.(1) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
I will be traveling to New York City on the 26th of this month, where I will reside until October 1st, the day we leave for Europe. I'll be back in Tempe on the 30th of October.
If you are going to be in New York on the week of the 26th, contact me. We should hang out. Unless you are someone I don't like - then I don't want to hang out with you. Ever. If you are unsure if I like you or not just ask in the comments section below. I will give you a vague answer that will leave you disheartened and unsure of our relationship.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
emergency trip
I've been hired by an anonymous party to immediately depart for LA to investigate certain suspicious activities. This may very well prove to be a dangerous mission, as evidenced by the as of yet unnamed partner that I will meet at the airport when I leave this afternoon. I usually work alone - having to add a second person to the mission is an ominous sign.
I will be posting a full report on my findings here on ironlemon, so check back for updates.(3) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
I will be posting a full report on my findings here on ironlemon, so check back for updates.
Can you be a little more obtuse please? Is that Los Angeles or Louisiana?
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: 9/14/2005 2:30 PM
: 9/14/2005 2:30 PM
Friday, September 09, 2005
Disclaimer clarification
It seems that some of you have misinterpreted the disclaimer from last post. What I meant to say is that absolutely everything I write on this site is 100% completely true, and that nothing is exaggerated in the least. In fact, ironlemon should be considered your primary source for accurate information. There has yet to be even a smidgen of untruth in any post, including the post previous to this one.
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Thank god, I will stop my fasting which I have endured since your previous post. I will now eat some food, which incidentaly, i learned about the benefits of eating food from ironlemon. ironlemon is a public service screaming truth and knowledge from the pseudo-roof tops of the internet, scream on brother, speak it....
# posted by : 9/12/2005 4:42 PM
: 9/12/2005 4:42 PM
I apprecite your comedic disclaimer clairification and look foward to reading your greatly exaggerated and distorted truths. Although this really has nothing to do with eating, I will sit here and enjoy my delicious meat stuff and patiently wait for your continued exaggerated untruths.
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Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Disclaimer
To all new readers of ironlemon, I would like to let you know that almost 100% of what I write on this site is completely meaningless and random. The things that are true are very often times greatly exaggerated and distorted to provide better entertainment value. Please read at your own risk.
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Ironlemon is my life. Your disclaimer has devastated me to no end. After consulting with my psychic I have deemed that my life is now meaningless without the truth I found in your website. I will now seek the cheapest gun available at my local pawn shop and end this false existence Thanks for destroying my fragile construct of reality. You sure know how to crush a person. See you at my funeral...
# posted by : 9/09/2005 2:01 AM
: 9/09/2005 2:01 AM
But.... Ryan.... the World of Concrete? All those pictures and grand tales of dinosaur machines with lights? That HAS to be real...it HAS to be. It fucking well better be because Pete has centered his dissertation around the use of concrete and lights in science fiction. All because of IronLemon.
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Tuesday, September 06, 2005
high gear
Life is kickin' into high gear again! Rocket ships, fast cars, extreme sports... I can't get enough of this pumped up feelin'! Goddamn!
Looks like I'm gettin' ready to rock and roll my way to the bathroom right now! See ya!(3) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
Looks like I'm gettin' ready to rock and roll my way to the bathroom right now! See ya!
I like shiting all night and vomiting blood every day. It's an occupation, not for the faint of heart you bunch a pussies.
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# posted by : 9/07/2005 5:31 PM
: 9/07/2005 5:31 PMSunday, September 04, 2005
hmmmm... not boring, but almost impossible
Life can actually be interesting at times. Just when you think that things might be at about maximum craziness, another gigantic force enters the picture and causes you to raise your fist in the air and yell "I WILL NOT STOP EATING!" While this display of earnest devotion can be quite helpful in placing other certain things into perspective, the general accumulation of ridiculousness that drives the desire to interpret reality in such ways can be a bit overwhelming.
This vague and unrevealing rant is brought to you by Anheuser-Bush, makers of Bud Light.(0) comments [+/-] show/hide the comments
This vague and unrevealing rant is brought to you by Anheuser-Bush, makers of Bud Light.
Friday, September 02, 2005
busy
Sorry for the lack of recent communication, I've managed to get myself extremely busy with work related activities. You should be pleased that I do not speak of it to you; programming is terribly dull. If anything exciting happens I'll let you know. Talk amongst yourselves.
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Unfortunatley I had to smoke it, but I can turn invisible so it shouldn't be a problem getting through checkpoints.
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